Thursday, 1 November 2012

Boozy

That's my girl! She of wine-dispensers in the Halloween costume, sly pints, and beer o'clock!



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A rockstar birthday deserves such imbibing! It wouldn't be the same without it!


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This one's a twofer. We can pop in here, and we can have a little art on the side too

Romantic

Oh my dear, I'm so touched.

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If it's romance you want, it's romance you get!



Well, not to that degree. But this gift is inspired by another legendary couple!

Tried and True

Seriously?

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It's OK, it's OK. It's your birthday, and you get to have what you want.

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Sometimes you want exciting, and sometimes you just want the comforts of the familiar.

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I don't blame you at all. I personally adored our last experience here.

Unique and Different

My adventurous birthday girl, what a surprise that you chose this option. I don't really associate you with this kind of thing. What are you imagining at this point?

This?

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Or this?

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If so, have no fear. There will be four walls and tables and chairs. But there's also a twist!

Carb on Carb

There's nothing better, really, than this combination, is there?

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All those delicious carbs, brown on brown on brown.

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Did you want to change your choice at this point for something sexy?

If not, our end destination isn't quite as violent as this might indicate, though Italian cuisine does tend to celebrate the starch.

Spicy

You you did. You chose spicy. Of course! Typical. But you are in good company.

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And you're a pretty spicy mama, so it's fitting.
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Though I'm not sure how sexy we'll be feeling after the meat-fiesta we will experience here.

Low Key Sexy

Baby, I didn't realize you were so restrained.

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Or maybe that's just an act you want to put on for your birthday? That's pretty hot.

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Wow that image is not hot. Animal theme fail.

However, I can image a dozen quietly sexy things we could do with this.

Barry Manilow Sexy

I had no idea you felt that way about Barry Manilow. Hmm. I feel conflicted about this choice.



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That's OK though, because this choice does have a pretty sexy outcome. If you're going to get stuck in a rut, this is a pretty great rut to be stuck in.

Sweet Like Bonbon

And I thought I was the one with a sweet tooth :)

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I cannot blame you, because bonbons are pretty damn good.

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So the grand finale for sweet like a bonbon is this delightful treat.

Sweet Like A Kiss

Oooo you cheeky minx.

Well, I love kissing you sweetly, so that's fine.

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But are you totally sure you don't want something delicious?

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Just checking :)

OK, so here's the dealio for sweet like a kiss.